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Category Archives: In The News

Just reading the news gets me all worked up about the rampant dumbness in the world sometimes.

  1. Russian Customs Officials ROCK February 16, 2011

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  2. Man seeks to end negative stereotyping of Muslims by beheading wife February 8, 2011

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  3. Hypothetically speaking… February 4, 2011

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  4. Florida AG makes up laws as she goes January 28, 2011

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  5. Iran bans Valentine’s Day and so should we January 19, 2011

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  6. Shut the fuck up about astrology already January 14, 2011

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  7. Ozzy made me do it January 3, 2011

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  8. Killed by Frogger December 30, 2010

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  9. Punching little girls December 21, 2010

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  10. Getting Naked 101 December 17, 2010

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  11. Remembering things is hard December 12, 2010

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  12. Blowin’ shit up December 7, 2010

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  13. Stay classy, Cleveland November 17, 2010

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  14. Plumbing the ratty depths November 11, 2010

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  15. European iPhone users sleep an average of one hour longer than users of other phones! November 1, 2010

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  16. Two time loser October 26, 2010

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  17. Finally, science has produced something useful! October 18, 2010

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  18. Josh Luchs pulls a Canseco October 15, 2010

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  19. The long nightmare is finally over October 12, 2010

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  20. Atheists know more than believers about religion September 29, 2010

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  21. More bank robbers, same story… sort of. September 22, 2010

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  22. Baseball players cheat ineffectively. September 20, 2010

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  23. Robbed by Vader II September 15, 2010

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  24. Attack on Fort Gay September 8, 2010

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  25. Fired for stealing 1.8 cents worth of electricity September 3, 2010

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