Pop quiz! You’re skiing the bunny slope with your four year old son. A young girl skiing nearby swerves to avoid a fallen skier and accidentally runs into your son and they go down in a heap. What do you do?
A) Calmly assess the situation and see if anybody is hurt.
B) Panic and grab your son to find out if he’s all right and ignore the other skier.
C) Jump on top of the young girl and start punching her in the face.
If you picked C, then congratulations! You and Scott Filler have something in common! You see, when this situation happened to him recently at Beaver Creek, he decided the most rational course of action open to him was to start punching the shit out of a 14 year old girl. His rationale was that he thought his son was seriously hurt, and that the girl had been skiing recklessly.
Sure man! Those are two perfectly acceptable reasons for a grown man to start punching a child! Whenever I see one of those damn punks on their skateboards fall down, I jump on top of them and start beating their faces in too! Because hey, they were skateboarding recklessly. And whenever I see a little kid accidentally run into a toddler in the mall, I just jump right on top of that kid and punch the shit out of his face! Because damn, that toddler might be seriously hurt! I’m not gonna check the toddler first to find out or anything, that would be a waste of my fucking time. There’s some faces that need punching!
Seriously though, punching kids isn’t funny. Fuck you Scott Filler. Fuck you in the neck with a shovel, as we like to say here on the intertubes.
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