Fancy wordplay GO!

So this asshole here just got his shit mauled by a bear.  That’s not too surprising, since it seems like eventually, a bear is going to get you, no matter what you do.  I personally hate going into the big blue room, because not only does the yellow face burn, there are fucking bears in the big blue room.

This guy apparently kept bears at his house, and people actually paid him to be allowed to wrestle with them.  Seriously, people actually paid money to be mauled by a bear, apparently.  I don’t get it either.

The craziest part of the article is this, though:

“A rescue squad took him [the bear owner] from the scene Thursday with an unspecified medical problem.”

An unspecified medical problem!  Is that what we’re calling “getting your head torn off by a big mean bear” these days?