Actually, I don’t think I’m allowed, since I don’t technically live in the city of Denver, but if I could, I would totally vote for this “extraterrestrial affairs commission” ballot initiative that this guy is trying to get on the ballot for this November.
The initiative would apparently force the city of Denver to set up a seven member commission to collect evidence about UFOs and ET. Hey, it’s not a bigger waste of money than almost every other government program. Plus I like the idea of a bunch of random bureaucrats sitting around all day reading sites like abovetopsecret.com and spending their nights listening to Coast to Coast AM. Better that then meddling in my business.
Also, these dudes have a truly awful hip hop song to teach us about finding aliens and the apparent cure for cancer that they’ve been trying to tell us about. Nothing gets people to do their civic duty more than rappers!
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