The mean streets of Bangor are safe again – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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The mean streets of Bangor are safe again

Bangor, ME, otherwise known as “that place Stephen King inexplicably lives, despite being rich enough not to have to,” is a little safer now, thanks to some brave police officers who threw a homeless man in jail for the terrible crime of stealing electricity.  Local homeless dude Shawn Fawster was busted for sitting behind a downtown building, charging two cell phones from an outdoor outlet.  He was charged with “theft of services” and thrown in the hoosegow, where criminals like him belong.  Justice has clearly been served.

Posted in In The News.