Nintendo announced the successor to their ridiculously successful yet comically named Wii console today. It’s going to be called the Wii U. Really, Nintendo? Wii U? Do I have to get a degree in Zeldaology to play? Maybe a Master of Science in Mario? I think Nintendo enjoys a good marketing challenge. They love seeing if they can give things comical and confusing names and still sell fixty jillion units. So far, so good I guess.
In other news, Sony announced their next version of the Playstation will cost four times as much as a Wii U and come with a free identity theft.
Nah, Sony announced a successor to the PSP that actually is an iPad. Except it doesn’t play any of your existing app store software. On the bright side, hey, at least the network will be down 40% of the time!
In other news, you’re welcome for the Wii University jokes. Which you stole.
From me.
Just wait until I get my Wii U. You’ll be the first one I come for in Virtua Murder.
Screw you, I made up the Zeldaology one myself. And it’s not like the WHOLE WORLD didn’t think of them anyhow.
Yeah, well. The rest of the world is second on my hit list.