Russian Customs Officials ROCK – Holy Fucking Shit You're Dumb!
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Russian Customs Officials ROCK

Or, I suppose, I should say they “rap.”  Which I guess is what they’re doing.  I don’t understand any of it, since I don’t speak Sputnik, but I’m sure it has something to do with pierogis and snow.

Oh, hang on.  This article here says they’re rapping about how awesome it is to be a customs official, because they get to steal shit and take bribes all day I guess.  Huh, imagine that, government officials taking bribes?  Who would have thought?

Well, pretty much everybody who has any sense, since Russia is one of the most corrupt countries in the world.  Is it really surprising that the people put in charge of rummaging through all the valuable shit that comes into the country decided they could make a little money on the side by forcing people to pay extra money before they’ll actually do their job?  I understand that’s pretty much par for the course in Russia anyhow, but since customs officials deal with importers and other wealthy people trying to get goods into the country, they can command especially high bribes, apparently.  Enough to pay for lavish music videos bragging about how much they steal from people!

What exactly is the purpose of Customs, anyhow?  Can anybody answer that?  Why are there government people stationed at the border of most every nation empowered to rummage through your belongings?  What’s the purpose of this?

By the way, the fat Batman in the video?  He rules!  I haven’t any idea what any of it means, but I know I love that part.

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