Hey, you know what was a great game back in the day? Frogger. You know what’s a really, really stupid idea? Real life Frogger. Yeah, some asshole nearly got himself killed when he decided to play Frogger in real life. He ran right out into traffic and tried to dodge the cars and got his ass owned by an SUV. Luckily for him, he didn’t actually lose his life, because unlike arcade Frogger, you don’t get any others here in the real world.
There’s not really much else to say about this, except: Holy. Shit.  Fucking dumbass.
Also, it sucked when they put lockpicking and hacking in Mass Effect — which are in every game — and they decided that both of them should be the same minigame, and it should be round Frogger.