Polish man gets shot, doesn’t notice.

So did y’all see this story, about a dude who got shot in the head but didn’t notice?

Apparently somebody shot him in the damn head one New Year’s Eve and the dude was so plastered, he didn’t notice for several years!  Seriously, he just went about his business like nothing happened.  That is just about the most hardcore thing I’ve ever heard.  Several years later, the dude goes to the doctor to have a “cyst” removed, and oh hey?  What’s this?  A .22 caliber bullet?  Listen to how to dude describes getting shot:

Presented with the 5.6mm projectile, the man recalled he had received a blow to the head around midnight at a New Year’s party “in 2004 or 2005,”

A “blow to the head”.  That’s how he describes getting shot.  Just as if that happens to him every once in awhile, you know?  “Oh yeah, I remember now.  I felt a little sting up there last year–oh, you mean I was shot?  Hell, that explains it then!”