If you’ve been reading for awhile, you’ve probably picked up on the general vibe of this site. I find some funny/weird/awful thing online, and I make fun of it for a bit, swear a little, we all have a good laugh, and then we move on.
I think I may have found my match though. I can’t think of anything to say about this story that will add much to the “holy shit” factor that isn’t already said in the first line of the story, which I will now quote verbatim:
“A South African minibus taxi driver five times over the legal blood alcohol limit at breakfast time was arrested on Wednesday for transporting 49 children in a 16-seat vehicle.”
All I can think to say is this. Five times the legal blood alcohol level times three times more passengers than seats in the van equals fifteen times the awful.
“”The man is now behind bars,” Colin Govender of the Road Traffic Inspectorate said.”
Well I should goddamn hope so!
Not only was he at five times the legal BAC maximum, but this took place at breakfast time. That fucker got off to an early start!