I love this guy. I mean, yeah, he’s dumb as a box of rocks, but you can’t help but admire the chutzpah it takes to stop in the middle of your shoplifting binge to fill out a raffle ticket. Dude needed him some whisky, but apparently dude needed him that kayak or whatever the fuck they were raffling off more.
The best part is where it says he grabbed two MORE bottles of whisky before fleeing. So apparently he had a big bottle of Jack stuffed down his pants, went and filled out a raffle ticket, then grabbed a couple more bottles and ran out. That’s about as awesome as stupidity gets.
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