The headline really makes the story, here.
What can I say, really? I guess the moral of the story is, don’t urinate under the influence. On a bridge. And… pretend to fall. Dumbass.
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That makes two awesome headlines I’ve seen today. “Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls” is good, but I think the Denver Post’s “Pregnant woman running from bear gets hit by car” wins. Not for dumbness, just for sounding totally like it must be an Onion article.
I actually think the first line of the body there is better than the headline.
And, yeah, the pregnant woman definitely made me wonder if maybe the car she was struck by was driven by Bat Boy.